The notes in my phone are real and not the fabrication of a twisted mind—for the most part.
Situationship • The difference between New Yorkers and Southerners is that New Yorkers don’t have to smile to slit your throat. • It’s a schlong story. • An unworried mind • I just got used to dating Karma and her little sister, Carmelita, as well. • Al Cornpone • The only path is the one behind you. • Yes you could. • Too thin to sin • Hard-core sinners • Things you don’t stick in your underwear • Don’t leave home without your boundaries. • Misnomer prison • If I were sane it would drive me crazy. (Tip of the hat to the late, great Waylon Jennings) • The younger I was the more I saw things in black and white. Now that I’m old I see most things in grey. Maybe someday I’ll see things in color. • The Gospel according to T-rump. • I look nice but I’m not. • Sometimes you just gotta get outta your head. • Keep Oxford Quaint. • Your knees are okay by me. • Cracked glass in the sanctuary • All things will pass, but sometimes they pass like a kidney stone. • It’s gonna be a one-Tequila night. • I’m a private person in a very public way. • Sitting in the shadows • Sometimes we make the wrong choices to get to the right place. The Equalizer • When you pray for rain you’ve got to deal with the mud. • Burned with friends • The darkness will come. • Ghost town days • Be careful about them farcicales. • It’s a cicada town. • It’s raining tequila. • Not today, Satan. • People come, people go. • It was my fake birthday. (The Untouchable Man) • I’ve been a shitty renter. • It breeds its own kind. • You must do what your heart whispers in your ear. • Randall is my government name. • My spiteful cat • Tums spelled backwards is smut. • God was watching but my feet was my own. (Harriet Tubman in the movie Harriet) • Embrace the suck. • I went about doing good things in a bad way. • Boundaries are the distance at which I can love you and love me all at the same time. • I’m still here.
…and that’s the View from The Balcony.
Randy Weeks is a Licensed Professional Counselor, a Certified Shamanic Life Coach, an ordained minister, a singer-songwriter, an actor, and a writer. Be careful what you say around him. It may wind up in print. Randy may be reached at: randallsweeks@gmail.com.
