1. A purple umbrella
2. One picture of Miles Davis
3. A mostly used up Scorpio lighter
4. Two hammers
5. A feather from the floor of Sardis Lake
6. Lesbian Mad Libs
7. A broken Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance cassette tape
8. A Smurf
9. My great Aunt’s recipe for stuffed mushrooms
10. A barely used ashtray from Burger King
This article was published in The Local Voice #157 (May 31-June 14, 2012)…Click here to download the PDF of issue #157.