Grandfather cluck
Sellphone
Coughee pot
Compooter
Window pain
Kenfolks
Gulfcourse
Flight of stares
Flying pan
Fitted breadsheet
Episscopalian
Clean ex
Walking Cain
Birthing womb
Purrsian rug
iGlasses
Ida ho
Claustrophobia
Scream of consciousness
Slight of hand
Stiffed animal
Teddy Bare
Swimsoot
Choka-Cola
Poopsi Cola
Secrete agent
U. S. Pisstol Service
Amateurphylactic
Polarrhoids
Venetian blondes
Eggs Benedictine
Bred dough
Orgasmic foods
Francistine Munk
Sidewok
Jalapeño peckers
Cock flight
Navel Academy
Air Farce Academy
Assphalt
Harespray
Turbo injun
Booty parlor
Grossery store
Context lenses
Scorndog
FedSex
The Acrapolis
Car cays
Avatarred
Frigid air
Record prayer
Toilet pepper
Misfortune cookie
Bored walk
Babble gum
Terntable
Asscot
Scoobie Diver
Anthrapology
Acusstics
Toothsayer
Flour power
Boo Ray
The Noodle Bowel
Snarking meter
Ottoman umpire
Chemosabe
…and that’s the Brew from The Balcony.
Randy Weeks is a Licensed Professional Counselor, a Certified Shamanic Life Coach, an ordained minister, a singer-songwriter, and an actor. He laughs at himself more than he laughs at others. Randy may be reached at randallsweeks@gmail.com.
